Cowtoon Enthusiast Gifts

Aways read the small print.

They're Brazillian!

'That stencil kit we gave her was a great Birthday present!'

British savings accounts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.