Cowtoon Collector Gifts

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"You left this on our ship."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'