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'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Cat box"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Love at First Sight

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

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Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"You left this on our ship."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'