Cowtoon Enthusiast Prints

Aways read the small print.

They're Brazillian!

'That stencil kit we gave her was a great Birthday present!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

A caveman paints from life

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."