Cowtoon Enthusiasts Prints

'YAY! PATE!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A caveman paints from life

Horror movies

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."