Recluse Enthusiast Gifts

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Clown on bike.

'You lifted your head.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Court's in recess!'

Clown God

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Clown Face Painting

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

Beware of balloon dog.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Children's Entertainer

I miss recess!

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Pope Benedict 16th.

'What's that funny smell?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

No juggling allowed.