Recluse Enthusiast Gifts

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Clown on bike.

'You lifted your head.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Court's in recess!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Children's Entertainer

Beware of balloon dog.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

I miss recess!

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Pope Benedict 16th.

No juggling allowed.

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

"I locked the key in the trunk."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'What's that funny smell?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"