Iconic Recluse Enthusiast Gifts

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'To me! Let's party.'

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

'Society of hermits'

'Unsuccessful?... I have a recliner chair, a sixty inch plasma screen T.V., and a cold beer in my hand. How am I unsuccessful?'