Artistic Recluse Gifts

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Graffitti.

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

Toilet Art.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."