Artistic Recluse Gifts

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Graffitti.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

Toilet Art.

Graffiti on baseboard.

"Bloody Graffiti."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Never laugh at your wife's choices ... you're one of them."

The sword is mightier than the pen.