Crocs Enthusiast Gifts

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

Crocodile

Crotchet

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Crocodile Shoes

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Prison Croquet Team

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Gator Painter.

Filming the Crocodile.

No Croquet

Crocheting during lockdown

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Catching A Crocodile.

"I don't wish to alarm you but someone has soiled your favourite hand crocheted rug."

"My son, the crocodile!"