Crocs Enthusiast Gifts

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

Crocodile

Crotchet

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Steve Irwin.

Gator Painter.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Prison Croquet Team

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Crocheting during lockdown

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

No Croquet

Filming the Crocodile.

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Revised tales of the old west. They used some sneaky tactics -- Really ambushed their opponents! It's been a fierce fight but seems to be turning into a massacre! He better shoot straight or it might be curtains for him! Aim carefully! Don't pull the trigger too quickly! What an epic battle! This day will become legendary! "The shootout at the croquet corral"!

"I don't wish to alarm you but someone has soiled your favourite hand crocheted rug."

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

Catching A Crocodile.

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

"My son, the crocodile!"

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph