Rococo Enthusiast Pillows

Quentin de la Tour

Count Almaviva

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Crocodile

Rubbish Carousel

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

Steve Irwin.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Prison Croquet Team

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Minuet

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

"We have raccoons."

No Croquet

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Countess

Filming the Crocodile.

Rococo breakfast cereal.

Gentleman in a pink frock coat