Hermit Crab Admirer Mugs

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

Desert Island Meals.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Crab with a clown face.

Mermaid Art

Swimming Prankster

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Yes, I'm alone."

Shark infested custard!

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Ah, sweatpants."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"What a slobster."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Discovery.

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

"He put up a decent fight."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'