Shark Attack Aficionado Gifts

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Shark infested custard!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Sand danger

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'