Shark Enthusiasts Gifts

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

"That FAT SHARK keeps eating all of the swimmers we try to abduct!"

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

'He's Dyslexic.'

Suicide diver.

Shark Attacks

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

'It's only a sport if they have a jaw of massive, razor-sharp teeth as well.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Thinking happy thoughts, dearest?"

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

The Little Dutch Boy's Greatest Challenge. Shark Exhibit.

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!