Shark Aficionados Gifts

Unsupervised on Holiday

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

'I wouldn't describe myself as a troubleshooter. I'm more a trouble-eater.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Shark attacks man on desert island.

"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."

"Wow! Is this one of those all-you-can- eat restaurants?"

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Shark infested custard!

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Heads or tails?"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Sand danger

Ice Fishing

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.