Loan Shark Tamer Prints

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Litter Tray Training

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Education Guidance

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

'Is that you, dear?'

Circus Act

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"And for your entree, sir?"

Matador.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'