Loan Shark Lover Prints

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Shark infested custard!

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'I hate evolution!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Wait a minute....!

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Card shark

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

shark on cricket crease

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

Seaworld great whites.

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."