Loan Shark Lover Mugs

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'I hate evolution!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'Wait a minute....!

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Card shark

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

shark on cricket crease

"We've got borrower's remorse."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'