Loan Shark Mugs

'Well, this is a pleasant surprise...I say I can't pay you back and you want to take me swimming!?'

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

'Our prime lending rate? Oh, we get ten or twelve of you suckers a day.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Fish and color

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.