Loan Shark Survivor Mugs

'As soon as you pay back the money, you can go ahead and stop worrying about worldly matters.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Loan trap

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

"We do like to say yes, but we love to say no."

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

'Well, I've just had a look at your loan application form, so if you'll just bear with me for a second, while I press this panic button.'