Loan Survivors Mugs

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Student Debt

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'Wait a minute....!

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Life plan

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."