Debt Survivors Mugs

Graduate receives a tax bill instead of a diploma

"I'm calling to inform you, sir, that someone has stolen your identity."

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Student Debt

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'These anti-depressants aren't for swallowing, sir, they're for throwing at your ex-wife.'

"Can't you just say 'bippity boppity boo' and make all these messy divorce negotiations turn into pumpkins or something?"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Life plan

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

Bob gets his walking papers.

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

'Since they divorced I'm living with my mom, but every other weekend my dad is entitled to take me for a walk.'

College tuition fees.