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Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Fish and color

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sand danger

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Stop Human Footing

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'