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Shark Attacks

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

Fish and color

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Sand danger

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.