Animal Interest T-Shirts

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

You disgust me

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Why do they do that?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Life is for the birds.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Mardi Gras

'Ahhh...'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."