Animal Interest Gifts

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

You disgust me

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Mardi Gras