Animal Enthusiasm Gifts

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Skipping Horse

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Bert's dog training.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The hyenas started it."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Trojan Beagle.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."