Animal Enthusiasm Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Skipping Horse

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Bert's dog training.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"