Sports Enthusiasm Pillows

He's determined to get a strike any way he can!

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Team Leader

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Go team!

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A day at the transgenic races