Pet Enthusiasm Pillows

"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"She's a miniature."

Author's Bio-diversity.