Pet Enthusiasm T-Shirts

"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Be kind"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"She's a miniature."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Author's Bio-diversity.