People Fascinated By Animals Gifts

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."