People Fascinated By Animals T-Shirts

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Why do they do that?"

Life is for the birds.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Ahhh...'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'