Animal Fascination Gifts

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The hyenas started it."