Animal Fascinationist Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: tennis racket

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Mardi Gras

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Cling-On Dog

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Happy Hour

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

A day at the transgenic races

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park