Animal Affectionist Gifts

Tapeworms Need Love Too

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Snowmobull

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.