Animal Adorer Gifts

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

Pets Plus Complaints,

"That one's for his cat."

Wedding Day

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

Rhino Romance

"There, that ought to hold you."

"I'm letting Tiddles choose her own!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

You disgust me

"I really hate most of my legs."

Snowmobull

'It's for Pookie.'

"The car must be in the shop."

"Say, we pandas are cute!"

"If I had opposable thumbs, I could've given you the world."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

The Zoo.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."