Dog Adorer Gifts

"You forgot his tail."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Why do they do that?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."