Pet Adorer Gifts

'All you need in life is the love of a good cat.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

Welcome to the Team

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Canine Companion

"Now I really hate poetry."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"You're such a good listener."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!