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'All you need in life is the love of a good cat.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Welcome to the Team

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.