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hitchhiking dog outside a pet shop

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Life is for the birds.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Horror movies

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Man's best friends."