Pet Adorers Pillows

hitchhiking dog outside a pet shop

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Life is for the birds.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Cow Pinatas

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Horror movies

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

"Man's best friends."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'