Shark Interest Gifts

Shark Attacks

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Fish and color

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Sand danger

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'