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'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Horror movies

The Food Chain

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Fish and color

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Crocodile

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Stop Human Footing

"But what's my motivation?"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Shark Fishing

It's hammerhead time

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'Mom, it's Santa jaws!'

The Hidden World of Desks