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'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Horror movies

The Food Chain

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Fish and color

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Crocodile

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"But what's my motivation?"

Stop Human Footing

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Shark Fishing

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

It's hammerhead time

'Mom, it's Santa jaws!'

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

The Hidden World of Desks