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'Heh, heh - So how does it feel to be the victim for a change?'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'I wouldn't describe myself as a troubleshooter. I'm more a trouble-eater.'

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

'He's Dyslexic.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'It's only a sport if they have a jaw of massive, razor-sharp teeth as well.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Unsupervised on Holiday

"I thought we had agreed, no lawyers!"

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

Free-range Legs.

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

"Thinking happy thoughts, dearest?"

'Ok, ok, see that right there is what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay.'

One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank

Shark Gossip.