Laughing With Sharks Gifts

'Heh, heh - So how does it feel to be the victim for a change?'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'I wouldn't describe myself as a troubleshooter. I'm more a trouble-eater.'

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

'He's Dyslexic.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'It's only a sport if they have a jaw of massive, razor-sharp teeth as well.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Unsupervised on Holiday

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"I thought we had agreed, no lawyers!"

Free-range Legs.

"Thinking happy thoughts, dearest?"

'Ok, ok, see that right there is what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay.'

Shark Gossip.