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"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Ice Fishing

Sand danger

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Natural selection.