Shark Biologist Gifts

"I thought maybe for once we could have a nice meal together instead of a feeding frenzy!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

"The hyenas started it."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"They're so like us."

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'