Shark Biologist Pillows

"I thought maybe for once we could have a nice meal together instead of a feeding frenzy!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'It must be the dead sea.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"They're so like us."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'