Spider Skeptic T-Shirts

Robert the Bruce actually hated spiders.

"Normally, I make a tiny incision just below the naval. But I saw a spider."

"Scared of spiders! Is that it?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"God works in mysterious ways."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

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"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Are we there yet?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

Spider Web Stocking

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Spider watching his web cam.

"Arachnophunnies"