Spider Prankster T-Shirts

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

A streak of fear ran through the entire town upon Black Widow Bill's return.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

The Adventures of God

Scary stuff

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I could eat you.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Pants Uglifier!

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'Trick or treatment.'

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Witch's Smile.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

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